What should john dear do about this 'omfg super omega life changing peng girl' he wants to use a love stick?

he has his GF in the same room so we need to be a bit sneaky about this guys, any ideas?What should john dear do about this 'omfg super omega life changing peng girl' he wants to use a love stick?F U C K HER!What should john dear do about this 'omfg super omega life changing peng girl' he wants to use a love stick?just go stick it up her bum, if the gf asks what you're doing then merely tell her this peng girl had a beetle crawl up her rear end and you stuck it up there to try and fish it out :)What should john dear do about this 'omfg super omega life changing peng girl' he wants to use a love stick?3 sum.What should john dear do about this 'omfg super omega life changing peng girl' he wants to use a love stick?What exactly are you trying to ask??