I prayed and prayed and prayed for like ever for a change. Something major, that is really gonna change my life.
I just found out that I had three STDs. This isn't exactly the change I wanted.
But does this mean God is real because my prayer came true?
Also, can I just return it? Can I pray for him to take it back or give it to someone else? I really have no purpose for them...I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?Sorry bout that ... I just realized there was a hole in my hat ...
Should I go get checked now ?I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?Actually, I had meant to call you about that after my last physical...I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?god gave you the same thing he gave mary. you should feel proud...I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?You can't return gifts to the person who gave them to you! Have you no manners? :pI prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?if it is scientifcally answered then it isnt god..
* Pray to God to levitate a car and hold it floating in the air for ten minutes. It will not happen, even if you are praying to levitate the car because a drunk driver has run over a college freshman and she is currently pinned under one of the wheels.
* Pray to God to let you fly through the air like Superman. It will not happen, even if you are praying to fly like superman so that you can rise up to a tenth story window and save two children from their burning apartment.
* Pray to God to fill your basement with $100 million in small unmarked bills. It will not happen, even if you plan to donate the $100 million that God gives you to a worthy and deserving charity.
* Pray to God to restore the amputated limbs of a deserving, penitent believer. It will not happen, no matter how sincere you are in your prayer.I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?Sorry but there is no return policy.I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?Well yes, this is a blessing compared to the flood, plague and fires that he used in the past to kill people.I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?its only a coincidence..I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?Praying with your feet held in the air got you your STD' s. Now keep your feet on the floor and your knees together so you can keep that gift to yourself.I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?YESSSSS!I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?I keep praying everyday for someone to change my undies but NOOOO! God has his hands in someone else's pants!
Oh wait...I'm not even wearing any. I guess that means he has to exist right?
(((((((((((Courty)))))))))))) %26lt;3%26lt;3%26lt;3I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?That's funny, I prayed not to get STDs but now I have 5. Does that mean God doesn't exist or he does and he absolutely hates me?I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?I am a follower of Christ and this is what I have to say. God would never give something bad to you. He doesn't %26quot;punish%26quot; people like so many people says he does. The one person that would ever try to hurt you is Satin, and the prayer you sent to god has nothing to do with you getting those STDs. He would also never take them from you to %26quot;give%26quot; to someone else. That's terrible that you would want someone else to have that! If you pray for him to heal you, with all your heart and trusting in his abilities to heal you, you WILL be healed. So my answer to you, is god is real, but he hasn't answered your prayer yet. =)I prayed for something life changing, and I got it, does this mean God is real?!?!?!?no it means you sleep around too much so he punished you.
